A pretty funny strip with a shit-ton of dick jokes, mostly purpotrated by myself. Below is a pretty good Danny Hellman panel starring former President George Bush, who makes a startling revlation in the last panel. Dated january 2004, which sounds about right.

Three Fisted Tales

Let me tell you a stupid story about a stupid guy.  This is the briefest retelling of the Lord Rexington Fear story you’re ever gonna see. It’s been covered extensively over the years and frankly, I’m sick of it.  But, he does pop up in the jams from time to time as a sort of our ‘goto idiot’ so it deserves explanation. Here goes…

So, back in the first year of the jams this guy who was known in the comics community as Lord Rexington Fear showed up for a few months.  During that time attendance dropped dramatically.  When I’d see folks out and about and ask where they’d been, they’d complain about him being there because he is generally an awful human being. Being a fair host, I couldn’t just kick him out for not getting along with people, that seemed counter to the jam’s original intent.  Little did I know…

One month my girlfriend at the time came by the jam and sat in for a while.  When I got up to go to the can, he rolled up, drooled all over her and began talking shit about me.  The other people there were aghast and someone ran to fill me in.  I ignored it for that night, but the next day emailed him and told him he wasn’t welcome at the jams any more.  He didn’t take it too well.

There were several more run ins with Sexy Rexy that year, culminating in him attending a comic book show showing off a pairing knife bragging about his intention to do in K. Thor Jensen and me.

This particular appearance takes place shortly after the knife incident, which fascinated ‘Dirty’ Danny Hellman to no end.  He draws many of the later sexually explicit panels with maybe a little too much enthusiasm.

Fear!

From 2004, The Pirate Jam was our first attempt at a longform story, with debatable results. Tthere are some fun gags and a ton of great drawings in it’s 185 panels, but it devolves into a sex joke by the third panel and never really recovers.  There was a plan by some of us to try and edit it into a printed mini-comic, but one group reading proved that pretty impossible.

Noteable for some early Miss Lasko-Gross and Kevin Colden panels and an odd section where Neil Kleid and Danny Hellman go back and forth drawing blow jobs, over and over.

The Pirate Jam

This short jam from January 2003 has one of my favorite opening panels in all jamdom. The rest of it goes by just fine until He-Man comes in (via a drunk Brian Musikoff) and then it all sorta goes to pot. From my ongoing series, “How to get sued.”

Mickey the Peeper